Life has been hectic as usual. No time to post with being away (sans kiddies I might add!!) Superbowl weekend with my awesome Brother and Sister-In-Law and work events all this week. But I HAD to share this post from another Saratoga Springs, NY blogger, You Idiot! I've been reading this blog for over a year now and I laugh out loud at every single post. Well, their last post just took home the prize for most awesome - I even had to add a couple of spots I've come to like *blushing*!! Also, loved the shout-out to our friends, Pete and Gina's, Harvest and Hearth! Below is the post but make sure to follow their blog - and be prepared to laugh!
(Source: You Idiot!)
Hey Saratogians, Valentines Day is right around the corner and instead of suggesting a bunch of places to take your loved one for a stupid sappy romantic dinner that will most likely end up in a fight, we're gonna suggest something that will put a little spark back into that boring old relationship of yours.....
The best public places in Saratoga Springs to have car sex!
1) Behind Kings Tavern next to the dumpster - Go during the weekday when they don't have events. Get your car as close to the back of the building and near the dumpster to conceal yourself from the fuzz.
2) Gidean Putnam parking lot - Park your car in the lot closest to SPAC and make sure you park in between the lamp posts, it's not as lit up. And if you get busted just tell them your guests at the hotel on your wedding anniversary.
3) Skidmore College parking lot - Enter the college from Broadway, take the first right onto the campus main road, then take the second right into a sketchy looking parking that has construction equipment, remove clothes, have sex!
4) The parking lot on Division Street, across from Clinton Street, behind the white building - That parking lot was made for fucking.
5) Upper Phila Street (Between Henry and Circular) - The street is barely lit on that part of Phila and the people who live in the neighborhood are cool enough that they won't give a shit if the car is a rockin.
6) The ally behind The Local - The ally is a bit of a tight squeeze, and hopefully that won't be the only thing that's tight.
7) Hearth and Harvest parking lot - Pizza then sex or sex then pizza. Either way, it's a win win situation.
8) Malta Drive In - This one is seasonal, so it won't do you much good for the upcoming Valentines Day. Perhaps you can give a coupon that promises nookie during a double feature. And seriously? Does anyone actually go to watch the movies?
9) Racino parking lot - It's a huge lot with no lights. Fuck like crazy.
10) Add your own personal spot here.
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